Status Quo - Mortified lyrics

Got to keep your nose clean Got to keep your underwear dry Rooted to the spot here Never ever never say die Ticket's in my pa**port Pa**port's on the bedroom floor Money's in my sneakers Sneakers's what I'm looking for Can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside I can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh Got to find a spare part Got to keep it spinning round Think I'm getting cold feet Think I'll take it lying down Mummy's in the bath tub Daddy's losing money at darts Need a can of wotsname Reaches all the other parts Got to keep your nose clean Got to keep your underwear dry Rooted to the spot here Never ever never say die I can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside Can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh Can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside I can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh I can't get in, I can't get in I can't get in, my key's inside I can't break in, I can't break in I can't break in, I'm mortified, oh-oh