Starbomb - Minecraft Is For Everyone lyrics

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Starbomb - Minecraft Is For Everyone lyrics

[Verse 1:] [Creeper - Egoraptor:] Strolling, down the street, the square street A fair sheet of square sleet below my feet Creeper's what they call me, but even I see, that all of this beauty can fill me with such glee. Look at this tall tree, It's nature's majesty Would it be so bad if someone blew the f** out of it!? This sweet pig here, alone walking around, he has the perfect face for getting ripped from the inside f**ing out! [Verse 2:] [Player - Danny Sexbang:] Hey Mr. Creeper! [Creeper:] What?!?!? [Player:] There's no need for that kind of language [Creeper:] f** you! [Player:] The only F word is fun! Life's even sweeter without explosions! [Chorus:] Minecraft is for everyone! Hurray! Let's all be nice today, everyone's at play, There's no need to blow them away! [Those Two Guys - Danny Sexbang:] Oh, hi! [Player:] Let's go help those two guys build a house and... [BOOM] Nope, nope, see this is exactly what I'm talking about. If you've gotta curse, just say the word fudge, and then no one will judge... [BOOM] Stop! No more exploding or cursing, no one else has to die! Okay? [Creeper:] f** it, I'll try. [Player:] Okay, we're off to a bad start, but that's fine [Verse 3:] [Creeper:] I'm on a nice kick, I'll make some friends quick! I don't have many because everyone's a huge diii-aaauugh I have to admit, I just might lose it, having to give up my favorite things is funking bullshrimp! Oh man, it's hard not to be mean [Notch - Actually Notch:] Hey guys, need any help writing lyrics? [Creeper:] No, you don't know anything about Minecraft music! [Notch:] But- but I'm Notch! [Creeper:] More like NOTCH-yo song! Oh shhhh- sugar snap peas I went there [Player:] Tee Hee! We're so happy and free! Let's clear away the debris from all the ruined lives of your k**ing spree! It's fun! To be nice to some one, and then they'll love you a ton! [Creeper:] You know what? Why don't you kneel down and kiss my creepy- [Player:] BUNS! You'll feel so much love and magic enraptured, hearts will be captured! [Creeper:] Monkey Fighting Gla** Bowl Mother Scratcher! [Player:] We just learned a lesson, Creepers can make amends! Guess what? You're my new Frie- [BOOM]