Sportchestra! - Barry John lyrics

Barry John was the king of Rugby Union He was fast and agile and extremely good-looking All you'd see would be a flash of red Wales were best, 'cause he used his head And knew exactly when to stop And he retired when he was on top Barry is my cousin, twice removed And that's not easy to disprove I talk about it when I go out When people don't listen, then I start to shout "Barry John is related to me! Look! Barry John is related to me! Alright! Not by blood, but still related to me! Listen! This is very important to me!" Woah! Woah... My friends don't mind if this is true Because they are all Barry's cousins too