Sportchestra! - Armchair Sport lyrics

When Grandstand's finished, and Sport On Two And there's nothing much left to do Too lazy to leave the armchair Can only manage to plug in the computer And pretend that this is exercise Playing sports by pressing keys all day Well it was never meant to be this way Computer sport in a high-tech society Television crippled you! And now there's nothing much left to do So get out of the living room and into a kit On your marks, get set, go--get fit!