Spork k**s - Blast From The Past lyrics

VERSE 1 Model citizen, I've never even jaywalked And if my job we're given 'em I'd never need a day off And I don't have to dream of ever being paid more My extra salary goes to charities I save for Jump in my grey Ford and raise my thumb to the police squad Make sure I come to a complete stop Head to a sockhop, showing off my excellent foxtrot I'm home before it's dark, and it's not locked And Neighborhood Watch dropped in As I caught Sullivan's show while puzzling over stock options I'm patriotic, I even used to be an Eagle Scout We put out a flag on both mine and my beagle's house I like to read about politics and jesus now God believes democracy and communism freaks me out I scream, you scream everybody scream and shout For nice, clean-cut America and being proud CHORUS And my life's a 50's movie Strangers waving to me As if they knew me...yeah I'm so liked that it's a doozy But, hey, Cool Beans, I'm just groovy! VERSE 2 I was presented with the neighbour of the year award and gave it to my favourite nominee I was cheering for I'm well-adjusted and I always appear a**ured Cuz I've got a healthy fear of war and the dear lord I'm never near bored, I'm busy weeding my gra** I've done a year's chores and didn't see the time pa** I let my mind lapse, polishing a fine gla** tabletop Just in case my neighbors stop at my pad I'd make a fine dad, pushing a baby carriage Never had relations with a woman I'll wait for marriage I make the average saint look like he's a vagrant from a savage place When he gets compared to my mannered ways I spend my Saturdays at the local Pantry line Cheering up the folks, standing by with my pantomime Must have touched them though, they way they wave their hands and cry Not to brag or lie, but it's safe to say they're fans of mine CHORUS And my life's a fifties movie Strangers waving to me As if they knew me...yeah I'm so liked that it's a doozy But, hey, Cool Beans, I'm just groovy! And my life's a fifties movie Strangers waving to me As if they knew me...yeah I'm so liked that it's a doozy But, hey, Cool Beans, I'm just groovy!