Spork k**s - Black Widow lyrics

INTRO She's the poster girl For facists and sadomasochists Or anybody looking for an a** to kiss She controls your world And snatches your ego at the wrist VERSE 1 I had a run-in with a beautiful miss She had the fattest onion And a set of super-full lips Never imagined someone cuter than this My heart track was pumpin fast Chewin my nails to the cuticle tips And it's too late, Naw! In fact, it's practically three late To fathom e-scape She had me had at (whistle) Hey! And these days, I don't even practice a faith But I'm still back on my knees, babe And that's where I'll stay for my CHORUS Black Widow Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no! Black Widow Ipso facto that nobody is this cold Black Widow See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly Black Widow She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me VERSE 2 Oh, the sweet joy of kissing the ruler If this isn't cooler than cool Then I'm a miserable fool Or just a s**er for a lover who's formidable cruelty's A tool she employs to belittle and use me And usually you'll see me strolling in a dog leash and collar Wherever she leads, I follow She never even bothers to listen to the sweet sonatas I jot her Somehow it just keeps me hot for my CHORUS Black Widow Oh, there is no substitute or other honey I dig, no! Black Widow Ipso facto that nobody is this cold Black Widow See, it might be the way that she abuses me nightly Black Widow She's the Ice Queen, it probably isn't true that she likes me VERSE 3 I send her flowers, she refuses to notice me And spend my hours trying to write her beautiful poetry I tend to shower gifts and affection in the widow's direction She only sees me as a food that she hopes to eat Totally raw, like when you go to the store and buy sushi It's cool beans, I know what I'm for And I could never grow to be more Cuz in the scope of her thoughts I'm supposed to be walked on, as though I'm the floor Come on! OUTRO She kiss so cool Sweetness so cruel Meanness so kind Please miss all mine She kiss so cool Sweetness so cruel Meanness so kind Please miss all mine