Spookey Ruben - My Female Friends lyrics

A girl called Gla** I kissed her a** I wrote her a song That broke her in half The very next day We play scrabble your way You're putting your bricks into a plastic bag It's jeans and blazer It's common behaviour Say what you want But ya betta oughtta take it back! On a particular day? In a platonic way? Your only mission is to mess up my head! My female friends have things to say Relay their problems onto me Can't let it go.... Won't let it! My best friend's wife A double-edged knife She finds something wrong with my Mrs Right A bright green dress You'd never guess Do all she can to manipulate You're like a ticking bomb... You sound like Mom "Why can't i do it when I'm concentrating on it...." And on a choo-choo train Or in the pouring rain Your only mission is to mess up my head! My female friends have things to say Relay their problems on to me Can't let it go.... I won't let it My e-mail friends have things to say Relay their problems on to me Can't let it go.... I won't let it My female friends have things to say Display their problems on T.V And what they say (say-ee-yeah) I don't get it My female friends have things to say! And what they say ... I don't get it!