Spock's Beard - The Great Nothing: IV: Submerged lyrics

The boy has got potential But he's never had commercial success There's flies in his ointment There's Stuyvesants and liquor on his breath We'll have him charge the gate We'll have to set him straight We'll have him seal his future fate Before it's too late I worked with him closely It must have been ten years ago Of all the pains in the a**es He's the worst I've had the bad taste to know He's undirectable Completely uncoachable But perhaps we can put him In an altered state Before it's too late