Spike Milligan - The Dog Lovers lyrics

So they bought you And kept you in a Very good home Central heating TV A deep freeze A very good home- No one to take you For that lovely long run- But otherwise 'A very good home' They fed you Pal and Chum But not that lovely long run, Until, mad with energy and boredom You escaped- and ran and ran and ran Under a car. Today they will cry for you- Tomorrow they will buy another dog.