Spike Jones - Knock! Knock! (Who's There) lyrics

Knock Knock (Who's there?) We've played a million silly games from bingo to gin rummy But, if you're good at puns on names, you'll find that this one's funny So, when you next have company Or folks start dropping in for tea Just say, "who's there?" And then prepare to learn a thing or three Knock, knock Who's there? Sarah Sarah who? Sarah doctor in the house? Knock, knock Who's there? Emma Emma who? Emma gunna have trouble with you? (Refrain) If you know how puns are made, then you know how this is played On your mark, get set to go Knock, knock, knock, that's the phrase Knock, knock Who's there? Hirem Hirem who? Hirem doin'? Hey, hey! Knock, knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? Allah want for Christmas is my two front teeth! Knock, knock Who's there? Ray Ray who? Racing with the moon... (Refrain) Knock, knock Who's there? Don Don who? Don be half safe Knock, knock Who's there? Vera Vera who? Vera are you, you old bat? Ka-nock, ka-nock Who's there? Hugh Hugh who? Hugh who to you too! (Refrain) Knock, knock Who's there? To be To be who? To be or not to be, that is the question Knock, knock Who's there? Alouisious Alouisious who? Alouisiouth ith that you'd thtop thingin thith thilly thong! Knock, knock Who's there? Alice Alice who? Alice M. F. T (Refrain) Knock, knock Who's there? Horace Horace who? Horace.... And there they go... It's toupee going on ahead, long underwear has fallen Down behind, and toothpaste is being squeezed out on the rail