Spiderbait - Old Man Sam (P'Tang Kipper Bang 'Uh Version) lyrics

A johnny was a man A bad bad man Yeah A badder he was Than ol' man sam Ah We're all having fun child A smoking the plunger We can't find the blond So we may have to run child We may have to run I saw the peter tosh And he was sloshed I saw the peter tosh and he was sloshed He was sloshed he was so much off his face Jabba was big and fat But don't tell him that He ate the cat, he ate the rat And then he ate, then he ate, then he ate the cricket bat Oh ? yeah ? yeah Now it's time for us to go So don't be slow It's time for us to go So don't be slow, don't be slow, don't you be slow Go!