Special K - I Got It lyrics

Special K Verse Alright my dick is so tiny people stare in amazement To say my dick is small would be a huge understatement My millimeter Peter's insufficient, non-existant It so microscopic, that a tick could stop it Couldn't even hear it move if you use an ultrasonic If I could describe it in one word I'd say its dainty My sh** is smaller than babies man that sh** is crazy! My dick is too narrow masturbating is impossible The last time I skeeted I got sent to the hospital Doctors shook their heads and the nurse thought it was comical Tried to bang my girl but it couldn't be arranged She said to call her back when they finish the s** change And when it comes to the balls don't even get me started So far up my a** you could see them when I farted I got the least girth of anybody on the earth b**hes looking for my dick since my very day of birth! Split-Screen Verse Play with my dick like a guitar, you would have thought I was in a band The only action I get is from the palm of my hand My dick is misshapen, I can't even nut I beat my meat so much the only thing I skeet is dust Touch myself so much my dick is pale So void of liquid shrivels up like a snail I only need a pinky to pleasure myself Back up ladies cause my penis can never be felt The only thing black about me is my upper body The length is so poor that everybody calls it shoddy I get jealous of how long dental floss is At this rate don't know how I'mma bare a kid Garbage man, garbage man, tell me why you don't understand The growth on my dick don't belong in the trash can My penis trifling, people can't stand the sight of it That's why its always mistaken as some dried up sh**! Rojo Rodriguez Verse It ain't the size of the boat not its the force of the motor You know I'm cruisin' the coast until I go motor boating And I'm on my boating zone until I go post mortem Even so my ghost will blow ectoplasm I just wanna get bl**jobs, but they laugh at my chode naw It ain't my fault my dick looks like a can of soda But so what? Two inches long.... Lookin' like a chocolate donut... Oh what the f**!? Yeah wa**up, not my dick, cause that sh** it never fits Its too big in width yet to short to get it in Its girth is sumo wrestler and its lenth Gary Coleman No attention from the wenches, I just get calls from old men Let me be real though, I f** bowels of cereal I like Lucky Charms, but my favorite is Cheerios They see me though windows and think I'm delirious Just eat the residuals, man that sh** is delicious!