Space - The Ballad Of Tom Jones lyrics

What did I do wrong? Oh, you nearly drove me cuckoo. Am I really all that bad? You're worse than Hannibal Lector, Charlie Manson, Freddie Kruger. Why are we still together? Oh, I can't leave you till you're dead. You mean, "till d**h do us part"? I mean like cyanide strangulation or an axe through your head. It was lucky for us I turned the radio on. They say that music soothes the savage beast. There was something in that voice that stopped us seeing red. The two of us would surely have ended up dead You stopped us from k**ing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) I've never thrown my knickers at you And I don't come from Wales. Still haven't solved our problem. You mean we hate each other's guts Still wanna poison your pizza And I still wanna cut off your nuts I phoned the marriage guidance I tied the phone line round your neck I'm sick of all this hatred Oh that'll be the arsenic making you sick. You were about to drive me over the edge of a cliff As I tried to jump out, I knocked the stereo on. You changed your mind and then slammed on the brakes. It was lucky for us; we'd bought his greatest hits! You stopped us from k**ing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) I've never thrown my knickers at you And I don't come from Wales. And now our war is over. I've lost the urge to break your neck. I owe my life to "What's new, p**y cat?". Delilah stopped me hating you and wishing you dead. Oh, I used to call you Satan. And you were Cruella De'ville. But now you call me your Delilah. And now I'm not your Lucifer. And I am just a p**ycat. But just a word of warning now Just in case we ever get tired of his voice. I know the Mafia, Godzilla, King Kong. And I know an atom bomb that's going for a song You stopped us from k**ing each other. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) You'll never know, but you saved our lives. (Tom Jones, Tom Jones) I've never thrown my knickers at you And I don't come from Wales.