Songs To Wear Pants To - How to Actually Wear Pants lyrics

Put your right leg in the right pantleg Put your left leg in the left pantleg Pull up the zipper (zzzzzip!) And push the bu*ton through the hole Give it a rub for good luck Comb the ta**els to eliminate knots (We don't want to get tangled) Roll up the cuffs Three rolls Or knee high Whichever comes first Inflate the personal space maintenance buffers And tune the jingle bells To F sharp Myxilydian Insert a package of gum into one of the back pockets But not both Now you are wearing your pants Now you are wearing your pants Now you are wearing your pants Now you are wearing your pants