Song Parodies - Be Our Guest ( Disney's Beauty And The Beast - Be Our Guest) lyrics

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002) Tarkin: Be. Our. Guest- Be our guest Now it's time to feel depressed For we stormed aboard your starship and put you under arrest. There's a nice Room for free In block AA-23 Just a shorter term solution While we wait your execution You ran off With the plans But you fell into my hands Now I'll push you back and onto Vader's chest! Because I'm on your case- where is the Rebel base? You'll be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Star of d**h! Huge in size! (though it has just seven TIEs) When we fire up the gun, a planetary system dies! Looks just like A small moon You'll see it in action soon Join us for a celebration To officiate the station Lots of guns, Tractor beams- The fulfillment of my dreams- You can tell it has me suitably impressed! This thing's my master plan let's blow up Alderaan So be our guest! (As you've guessed, You're too trusting, I suggest) Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Vader: You're our guest! You're our guest! Don't be difficult, princess! Now you're caught, I would have thought cooperation was the best. You resisted the droid Now it's maker's unemployed For such courage under torture You could almost be my daughter! All our problems are solved Now the Senate's been dissolved But we must eradicate the Rebel pests! So give us information For interrogation You're our guest! You're our guest! You're our guest! Tarkin Be our guest! Be our guest! At the Emperor's request We have built a giant weapon And believe me, it's the best! It has one Thermal port And we like our troopers short We've a hundred thousand crewman And yet, not one single woman It's all been So much fun We might build another one! But enough of that, you've got to get some rest! So go now with the general to your cell and then you'll Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest