Solid Scheme - Jussummen lyrics

[Production By Solid Scheme] [Verse 1] Well I'm the jibber jabber, jaw like Shabba Ranks making bank, operating like Trapper John M.D., yea, that's what folks tell me I plan on going far and be a star like Marcus Welby So there, dear, uhum, you suit though Yes, I makes the ruckus, causing ruckus like Menudo Or Judo, I kicks it, I throws them when I gamble And when I swings my thing, I take a swing like Mickey Mantle But um, I got more flavors than a pack of Now and Laters Beg your pardon, Mr. Keebler, but I love Vanilla Wafers See, I got it going on cause of the songs that I write I got it going on cause my crew is nuff hype Plus I zitz em, I zamz em, I grams em like Zorro I shop at Dagastino for a bag of Stella D'oro Breadsticks, oh yes it's the books plus three Of my cousins, Crazy Drazy, A-Blitz and D Cause we're [Chorus] Jussumen that's on the mic... [Verse 2] Yiggity yes, back up, I just come like Shaka Zulu, I pop like Orville Redenbacher When I'm proper, I dibbity dibble dabble wit my winnings I drop a Def Jam as if my name was Russell Simmons I'm funky, spunky, I clock bread like Wonder I'll jump up and flex , make you think I'm Jane Fonda I shiggity slam Rito, I'm laidback like Tito I good gots 'nuff wisdom like Mama Montigo, amigo Se Puente? Yes I can samba I'm known like Gerardo, sheesh, ay caramba The jibbity jibba jammage, always wit the hippity houser I got crazy smarts like that kid Doogie Howser So cool out, Purno, I burn you no jive I wickity wax that scalp just like Alberto V.O. Five Diggity damn right half pint, I taste great like Bud Lite I'm well known like Spike or Walter Cronkite Cause we're [Chorus] [Verse 3] Check it, one for the money, two for the show Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats, Ho! Yep, I got my moms, I got my girl, I got my friends In the States I'm making dollars, in Japan, I'm making Yens Wit the new style, meanwhile, my real name is William I went and break a s*ut like Donald Trump can break a million Or zillion, I k**s 'em, I watches All My Children I'm hard as Plymouth Rock, you silly schmuck, just ask the Pilgrims I was strong from the get go, I'm not Lou Ferringo I never caught the cooties from a floozy or a bimbo Like Chico, I'm the man, yes indeed, I got the smart, so When I take a stand, just take a seat like Rosa Parks Some tomato, tomahto, baloney, bologna I use to fraggle rock ya but now I fraggle stone ya A loner, I can't swim, I'm laughing in my hoodie And I get down and boogie-oogie-oogie Cause we're [Chorus] [Verse 4] I'm like Slick Rick the Ruler but I'm cooler than a Calvin My mom's name is June, my pops name is Alvin I'm not your Curt Gowdy but I'm outtie, sayonara So hit the road Jack so I can welcome back Kotter I figgity flash the ill sh**, I flips them when I get them I chills wit the Books now I'm paid out the rectum No comp, I stiggity stomp em all out like Sasquatch I'm deep, no steep, I'll make you wanna join backwash (zoom) I diggity drops a jam and now I'm slamming like Madonna I gave a crewcut to Sinéad O'Connor Your honor, I'm bad to the bone, word is born Cause me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on Yes I am, my ?(gibitibibity)? bedroom will not end 'Til the diggity cows come home, take the Gitney again Cause it's crazy, so give it a rest toots, don't you know me I go from ten to two just like Ivan Roni Cause we're [Chorus]