SNFU - Reality Is a Ride on the Bus lyrics

My face is buried inside a book
 Everybody's wearing a haggard look
 The sirens scream, a baby cries
 Everyday on this bus I ride

 There's a man to my left 
Who's got a stump for a hand
 I'm staring into a giant cyst 
Growing on the face of a Chinese man

 Reality is a ride on the bus

 The mongoloid is in the back 
He's having his snot for lunch 
There's a loud mouth sitting next to me 
The one that everybody wants to punch

 Reality is a ride on the bus 

So hop on board and step inside
 This sardine can on wheels we'll ride