SNFU - Better Than Eddie Vedder lyrics

He seemed shy and so confused Now that he's older, he's last year's news She is looking for somebody fresh and young She is looking for someone less miserable She's looking for somebody better Much better than Eddie Vedder His pictures used to line her locker But they don't hang there any longer She has gone, and she has burned them all Eddie comes crashing down from her bathroom wall Now she's looking for somebody cuter Someone more fun who rides a scooter Eddie hides his face under a jokeshop mask Eddie, you missed the grade, you failed the test She's looking for somebody better Much better than Eddie Vedder