Snacky Chan - Part of Nation lyrics

[Intro] Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yo, What up, y'all? Snacky Chan in the house You know what I'm saying? Yeah, I remember, I remember y'all used to make fun of me right Used to make fun of my slanted eyes My short yellow thighs Thought I had a small penis and sh**, right? But I'm about to smack you in the face with a wooden log Might dodge my [indistinct], like yo [Verse 1] With no participation The only part of my nation Put your hands up in the sky If you love being Asian I see a vision in the mirror God's greatest creation My sister's the target of Caucasian infatuation I'm a ninja, injure your gall bladder 40,000 times, no, I don't know karate I'm a master MC, tear up this ceremony Learned to rhyme in PC, before sh** got corny I heard jams in the bar, wakey wakey jam only Stage dive in the crowd with my favorite Sony Rock shows with GI Joes and Cobra Commander Kick the rhyme out of Optimus Prime and battle Bruce Banner Green Lantern was my manager, (haha) it's so funny Wasn't hard for my man to just show me the money He Man my body guard, She Ra was my groupie I told daddy chill, he tried to eat my dog Snoopy 보신탕 설렁탕 soup The kind that white people's like "no thanks, dude" Yo, I'm nasty, raspy, opposite of cla**y Grommy a** fake ice watch, I'm looking flashy, yo I'm all over the place, spraying propaganda Hidden meanings in-between the seams of each stanza Our dear yellow seeds is now full of your nation Put your hands back in the sky If you love being Asian [Chorus] They just love my sister Hate my brother Despise my father Have the nerve to make fun of my mother Racism is a b**h, I'mma smack ya silly All the women's sold out to Bob, Mike, or Billy They just love my sister Hate my brother Despise my father Have the nerve to make fun of my mother Racism is a b**h, I'mma smack ya silly [Verse 2] Yo, my moms couldn't speak or read that well Pledge allegiance to the flag to ESL Hyundai XL's, no fancy whips Arguments over money during' family trips Misfits raised in an alley lurkin' Unofficial orphaned parents always working' Father fartin' burpin' public places Illegal aliens smuggled in spaceships Man I'm fresh off the boat, FOB Grandaddy pa**ed away, I'm a SOB Son of a ba*tard, and adopted mother Separated in the war, they never found each other, yo One older brother like a booger, got picked on I couldn't pa** my karate cla**, cause I kicked wrong Kicked sick flows, like lyrics with 6 toes Man, I crack you up like Margaret Cho [Chorus] Yo, I'm that gray matter, between black and white I'm the Kanji kid the far right I'm that kid that you don't respect No brother to chin-check that last chump that said "chick" under his breath I'm the kind that sit alone with no simile And I doubt you feeling me Until it's in love with memory Avoid Kim, broken as I write this priceless piece Dead it'd be lifeless, slice the right miss I'm still scarred from your stereotypical immature [Indistinct] and gold finger Hey your hurts still linger like a bereaved politician may Display the middle finger Kindle the fire, ignite the riot Yo my people got no power, cause you're too damn quiet I'm ready to blow spots, I'm ready to blow shots To the brain of John McCain, but 'er back in the box [Chorus] [Outtro] Yo, I dare y'all motherf**ers to step to me with some sh**, some racist sh** f**in' call me "chick" or some sh** like that You think I'm going to let it slide, mother f**er? You'll get smacked by Snack, you understand? Protect my mom, for straight up Representation of my Asian Nation Through my eyes, my vision, my nation