Smoking Popes - Missing Out lyrics

Some people really make me sick And here's another reason why I don't lift weights I don't talk about it in the locker room But I don't like football So I just keep my mouth shut Can't respect myself if I don't respect her Can't respect her if she doesn't say, "Wait" Some people think that I'm missing out But their idea of fun written in a poem On the door of a bathroom stall