Slothface - What A Time To Be Alive lyrics

[Intro] Yo I heard y'all was talkin' some sh** About Dratchface and Harold McSloth Also known as Slothface About how we ain't the illest of all time Well I'm here to tell you that...uh [Verse 1: Dratchface] I lost my train of thought, excuse me while I try to find it Come up with rhymes to keep myself from choking like the heimlich Timeless charm only attracts the kind of lyin' b**h Who'll buy your kitsch attitude, then gut you like a fish I'm libelous, other MC's rhymes are childish I'll pa** a fist through Gambino's mug like ultraviolence His rhymes give off a vile stench Dratchface's essential works chronicle a most reviled unmensch I rap fantastically, I hope somebody's proud of me This one he wrote at 2 A.M. rather drowsily Is he the savior of rap? Well he's bound to be The notorious Cracka Christ ground his teeth and danced around the beat Weaves his rhymes between the lines while you read into sh** He spits so intricate, yet critics just aren't into it So he begins to fritter over the opinions of the syndicate It's a wonder he hasn't started drinkin' yet Ya boy Dratchface is one really dank rapper Who may draw comparisons to Ween or Frank Zappa Moon is such a nice name You should hit up Dratchface for his nightly dice game More than likely it's D&D Can poor Dratch ever get some peaceful sleep? [Verse 2: Dratchface] Finna take a hit from an apple bong And get the room spinning like a tit with the ta**els on The underdog come to prove the a**holes wrong We gonna keep on keeping on past the dawn All the ladies in the house say "yeah" ...Yeah, that's what I thought The blood I cough up cannot be a good sign Got a suburban soul, but a hood mind Take rap about as serious as Beck does Won't let the negative energy infect us Slothface is a f**ing machine Busting with talent and flavor at the seams But it was just a dream I had once I really don't mind em, not even the bad ones ‘Cause they always make a really great story Sorry man, what were you saying before me? (Hook) I was sayin' oh what a time to be alive (What a time to be alive) Oh what a time to be alive (x12)