Slothface - Shaolin Sword lyrics

[Intro] [Sampled audio] “You came here very easily but you won't leave that way, hahahaha” “Heh, up yours” “Hahahahaha, you're mine” “You'll die this time” “KILL HIM" [Verse 1: Dratchface] Dratch known only as a young “who's this” b**hes don't know bout my kung fu grip I'll shoot two clips into a ninja Hope you didn't forget what I do to beginners' innards Bhudda forgive my foolish behavior Rappers ain't ready for this Jewish savior Cracka Christ stab a knife in ya back like “Is that right?” Then blast ya a** back to a past life The rad type, never one to seppuku Too busy looking up kung fu on Youtube [Sampled audio] “Get out of it! Your father ordered us to k** him." [Verse 2: Dratchface] Who knew Dratch was such a poser? Can't even keep his mo'f**in composure How he gonna put all these caps in these a**es When he failed his last three cla**es? Just cwual ‘im the Ol' Nasty ba*tard And I'll bet he'd be happy to answer to it Oh, the flow is so fluid Y'all know I'm so dope too, b**h Who flinched? I'm finna stick a sword in ya abdomen Rap is dead anyway, where the f** have ya been? Dratch's rhymes leave y'all mad chagrined And he does it all without being African American Dratch been back and there again Spit on the mic while rappers ask to spare a phlegm loogie They can't be picky or choosey Over whose slickly produced beats to use this week Well choose this, G, Dratch writes rhymes all over loose leaf And Harold is the boss, all other music's weak [Sampled audio] “Your father ordered us to k** him" [Verse 3: Dratchface] Rappers who step to this do so foolishly They wish they could ever be as cool as me They dream of me and wake up with ruined sheets I'll stick a sharpened katana through this beat And that's the word [Sampled audio] “Well, I thought I might rip them off. Sneak into the Shaolin temple and…” “Rip them off?” “Heheheheh, it's unfortunate for the Buddhists, but I'm good at ripping things off” “Ah, are you planning to recover the scriptures straight away?” “Heheheh, I'm planning a piss"