Slothface - Nick at Nite lyrics

[Verse 1: Dratchface] Dratch watching cartoons, all alone lads, very He's still all wet like a blown raspberry Need inspiration for his wicked writins But not right now, it's time for a Nick at Night binge Known as the listless enlightened Who thinks they can diss this? I invite them Anyone can rap with the right pad and the right pen The thought is as depressing as Of Mice and Men Y'all didn't know Dratch is literate? Judge him only by his album covers and his Twitter pic? Find me one MC who can spit iller sh** C.C. the repeat offending k**a, b**h That stands for Cracka Christ (Hook x3) Dude, change the f**ing channel Oh I wonder what's on Dude, change the f**ing channel Oh I wonder what's wrong [Verse 2: Dratchface] Breathe in THC, hold it ‘till your lungs pop Then settle in for your favorite episode of Spongebob I like the one with the Band Geeks But post-movie episodes? Man please I ain't about that weaksauce So how much does a deep three-week pot sleep cost? How much time can be lost on a dime bag? And can you get rid of that pondering mind nag? [Outro] I dunno, but I hope you can. f**in' George Lopez is on. That was a good-a** sitcom. I don't care what anybody says, that sh** was funny. And you know, Full House okay when you're pretty baked. I mean, it's still pretty bad...