Sloth - Nostalgia lyrics

Yawn Such a nice day outside Let's close the blinds Watch Star Trek all day [verse one] I'm two steps away from starting my twelve step program I'll start in two weeks and leave my friends like I don't know them And I'm seven years away from the twenty seven club That's quite a ways to go but I got my ticket stub All I know know is that I'm so damn tired Like life is exam week and I just got fired But this claymation sculpture was full of air bubbles So I exploded in the kiln just to add to my troubles Fragments in the forehead of my dead art teacher School is out so hear them all cheer Pom poms and drum toms Playing the fanfare But you didn't get asked to prom How damn unfair What are we gonna do with that dress and that tux I'm starting to think it was a wasted thousand bucks Lets go get pregnant abstinence based education It just there to add to my frustration ` [hook one] Good times were there but I was not I was taking a walk around the block Taking in the sunshine Thinking of new rhymes I drank iced tea and complained a lot [verse two] Am I a sloth or a hermit crab Just looking for snacks to grab Cliff notes philosophy to nab Watch the twin peaks pilot for the fifth time to day Deny anyone who wants me to come out to play I'd rather build a pillow fort Blanket cocoon hard core Earl Grey hot star trek encore Gotta catch em all and build my tiny tower Don't do the dishes till my house smells sour I got better things to do I bet Than practice kung fu and zazen They won't get me hired lest I move to san Fransisco Wear long robes and quote monks you don't know I don't talk to cla**mates in facilitated discussion While at home my partner receives the repercussions Talk her ear off and eat it cause it pushes her bu*tons If she ever leaves me I'll probably become a shut in [hook two] Good times are here but I am not I'm taking a walk around the block Taking in the sunshine Thinking of new rhymes I drink iced tea and complain a lot