Slim Cessna's Auto Club - Commandment 6 lyrics

Front flip, back flip, nothing's safe I will always leap and this will be my weight [Verse 1] I have always been a horse Since the day I was born They would never let me race Lead me to the water trough In their parable, I had to scoff Ass thinks he controls his fate Push me up this winding ramp And one through four, my hoofs did stamp With a carrot did they bait I ended on a diving board The view made me say "my Lord" Then a cattle prod made me scream "wait" Be my weight Front flip, back flip, nothing's safe I will always leap and this will be my weight [Verse 2] I never did quite understand Why I could not mount a man Why don't they reciprocate? They found a way to still use me I walk a ramp to be free Knowing I will always leap I'd be as great as Al-Burāq With a prophet on my back Stubbornness has a weight I will be a new Greek myth Archimedes' pegasus Could a horse be a saint? Be my weight [Verse 3] Underwater I maybe hear The seashell sounds of children's cheers Hive-bound in giving thanks Humanism runs amok Herds run through their own muck I cleanse myself thrice each day Break a leg, I'll still be good They'll probably make me one of wood If I break them all, then I'll have four mates Diving horse of pedigree Might you want to be like me? You too can control your fate Be me weight