Slim Cessna's Auto Club - Boom Magalina Hagalina Boom lyrics

This one here it come into my world, I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl The ugliest thing that's ever been seen, nothing I want or need and all it does is sing It got seven hairs on the top of it's head, four be alive the other three be dead Gots two feet like a bathroom mats, hear you come from miles away - smack boom boom smack - Got two teeth in the middle of it's mouth, one pointing north the other pointing south Why's that wart on the end of your nose? Never heard you speak a word, guess we'll never know I name this beast Magalina Hagalina Youre musky and crusty your famously obscena It don't matter that your voice is true, 'cause the Lord has put a curse upon you Munly went to his fancy east coast schools he thinks he is so deep But the deepest thing on him are the divots in his cheeks You named me Magalina Hagalina true, but the Lord has brought me unto you Now Munly I will teach you beauties deeper than skin Each and all has got a beauty deep within Good people all come and sing along, help Munly Munly learn the beauty in my song