Slaughter Beach, Dog - Mallrat Semi-Annual lyrics

[Verse 1: Jake Ewald] There is a time in your life when smile becomes smirk And there is but one boy left who can digest your quirks Now don't talk about yourself cause it's never gonna work He's already got you figured out earlier (He was lurking on the internet Why else would he have not left yet) He's gathered all of the data and pa**ed it through is pasta strainer brain Stare at the simple machine in front of you and act entertained He is what's left once the best you can do dipped early Clearing this dismal vignette for more- Space to drink the dude away Who only came for the candy tray It's Halloween in hell But it sure looks likes dad's garage [Verse 2: Jake Ewald] She is the reason you're here So quit acting like you can't see- Her staring at you And stop eating all the candy (The essence of a god damned toddler Sitting there picking at crumbs like a grave robber) You know what she likes So why don't you ask her now Conversation premeditation is still allowed Worse comes to worse She screams "no!" and slaps you around Take a peak at your watch and get your eyes off the ground It's way too late for this And Andy needs a ride home He's standing at the back door Dancing circles around his cell phone Stand up straight Walk her way Say hello [Outro: Jake Ewald] This ain't so bad now darling It's nice to meet you here We've got a lot in common I'd like to keep you near (x2)