Skongk - Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel lyrics

We are off to the Moon and it's full of lunatics With a new bag of tricks This place needs luminous lick of paint while I'm doin' this sh** Comin' through on a humorous tip Then I switch from a clown to the brutalest prick Getting through many clips So my trigger fingers superhumanly ripped Is there room in the Inn for a Lawbringer? Enforcing enforcers to forcefully pick up a fork and nick your dinner? Give some applause, I'm a pure winner I'm a mixture of helpful and selfish Marshal and Elvis, shark and a shellfish Armed amour, and well fit, can't help it I'm departing to Elpis Everything's going all wobbly I'mma find a pile of scrap to mash up in a grinder Camp on a cliff and snipe ya I'm a larger brain matter collider Smashing up atoms and splattering minds up No wonder that I have to remind you that Hang one a second, what's that just behind you? Got you in the botty with a shotty Now your as a Nosh from a Rotty Not rocky but I'll knock you out with my noccas Gnocchi, out with your knockers Moxxii, she's so hot I'm hot by Proxy And Athena, have you seen her? That Gladiator doesn't need an arena Tell them Tiny Tina, just what she does To my wiener's demeanor Could I even be keener if she switched my decaf creamer For a Cleavland Steamer, I'm an eager beaver Too bloody sweet for a tea with sweetener I launch VaultHunter.exe, so Doom you can keep your BFG, sir Don't need that to leave your face looking like a piece of pizza When the Moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie That's a ballache, a ballache When the Moon hits your eye Like a big pizza pie Thats a ballache, a ballache [Chorus] To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back He's a ba*tard, Handsome Jack Keep the cash, have your ransom back Him and dastardly plans get together Like France and Jacques Chirac 'Cause this is what happens when twats attack And if you answer back, then I'll clamp our trap Fancy that, I'm a Dandy Dan, a fancy man in a fancy hat! Claptrap hits hard and as hard as a clap track On a no limit record clap track If it moves, I'll frag that, bring it down like the NASDAQ With my arsenal, I'm tear aparting all Grammar Nazis that start a war I don't want to boast, but I'm rather awe inspiring When I'm flingin' bars galore Hit with a critical? Typical, I told you sh**'d get physical Clips galore but I piss them all away in your face Shoot anything from a brute to a cute bunny Loot like a gold digger with a new hubby Now I can't fit into my suit, 'cause I'm too tubby That pile of sands glitched, is the dune buggy? [Chorus] To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back To the moon and back To the moon and back, back, back