Skatenigs - Horny for Evil lyrics

[Intro:] [Dial tone:] [Numbers dialing:] [Line ringing:] [Line connects:] [Beat starts:] [Spoken:] "Hello mom? Won't you talk dirty to me? Oh, It's been a long time. You never call me anymore. How come I don't hear from you anymore? I used to like you real good. I used to like you real good! I don't like you no more, though. I know who I am. I didn't k** no one! I know who I am! I know who I am... Don't hang up!" [Line disconnects:] (If you'd like to make a call, please hang up & try again. If you need help, hang up & then dial your operator.) I got a calling from above Get up now, time to make love Thinkin' to myself; it's not so bad Open wide, I start to laugh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Life's too short. Can't you see? 'Cause I'm horny, Horny For Evil! I... Am... Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil! Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil! There's nothin' you do that I can't imagine better! Each ejaculation increases the d**h toll! Hey baby... I'm on a roll! [Spoken:] "I didn't k** no one! I know who I am!" "What kind of a Christian are you, for god's sake?!" We'll start to dance with [???] I've got [???] it's a pleasurable thing This is only [???] & will mean to me nothing more Submission is the sickness but I got the cure Now is the time; Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil! Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil! Just when you think you know who you are It's like a vice & it's squeezing hard The pressure is on, I gotta do my best I want it on but I feel impressed I know your number & I know your address Now is the time; Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil! Horny... Horny... Horny For Evil! I can take myself anywhere! Without makin' a mess! I've got your number! & I know your address!