Sk**z - 2009 Rap Up lyrics

[Intro - Sk**z - talking] Uh, uh, the '09 Rap Up ('09 Rap Up) Yeah, uh, check, yo, yo I'm 'bout to put this thing in gear '09's outta here 2010 is in the building, time for a new year (yep!) Your boy Sk**z's back on his grind Let's run it back and recap 2009 [Verse 1 - Sk**z] D.C. starts off the conversation Cause we was in yo' town for the inauguration We froze are a**es off but it wasn't just me That was a small price to pay to see history Biggie's movie came out and got shine Ne-Yo and Jim Jones got to scrappin up in Louis Vuitton TVs went digital, the government's lame Y'all bought them boxes, to me this sh** still look the same And I don't care about the fate of Jon and Kate You feel sorry for anybody it should be the plus eight Havin seven siblings can't be calm But I'll take twenty of 'em before I take one Octomom 50 and Rick Ross, that's a new level of beefin LeBron got dunked on and he ain't want us to see it The news of Chris and Rihanna, broke in the street T-Pain got on that golf cart and broke some teeth Tiny and Toya got a show, that's crazy Tiny you gonna get a second season? (yeah babe) Run-D.M.C. they got they own street And Jojo got caught tryin to spark that leaf Man the game is bananas For playin hip-hop, Me and Jazzy Jeff got kicked out of Kansas Rick Ross shades was phony and fake Enter a newcomer by the name of Drake The industry got to get it in gear Cause it's bad when a mixtape is really the album of the year And his vid' wasn't bad but I was mad at them breast I never had (Uh, breast I never had, uh) Eminem and Mariah, sounded bitter And we all took to this new thing called Twitter Where you can follow peeps just to see what they say And if you wanna you can follow me @Sk**zVA Bernie Madoff, he was playin for keeps Amber Rose became famous without havin to speak Black Eyed Peas rolled deep (uh huh) They blacked Perez Hilton's eye and made him pee in the middle of the street Lil Wayne did it big He said he wanted to F +Every Girl In The World+ and I think he did Chris Brown, now that's my guy (uh huh) But how he do an interview and all y'all notice is the bow tie? The media went hard Chris you want us to forget, just say what really happened in the car Rihanna she kept quiet Until she had an album to sell but we still ain't buy it (nope) Mike Vick and A.I., back in action And we was shocked by the loss of Mr. Michael Jackson I never thought that star would fall to the ground Mike was huge, the news shut the Internet down Through your music, you'll live on my friend And I know we'll never see a talent like you again I gotta man up, cause even I was a fan of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" I loved Kandi's song But that Kim? (that's a dirty, low down monkey with a wig on) +Tardy For The Party+ brought us some joy But it never left the ground, just like the "Balloon Boy" And to the parents, I'm gonna say "why lie?" You named him Falcon but that ain't mean he can fly Far as R&B goes, Trey Songz's the guy And I'm a grown man but I'm scared of Lady Gaga Drake's knee kept sayin "hey bro, just sit" And Kanye snatched the mic from Taylor Swift Then the world couldn't stand him (I'm, I'm really happy for you, I'm a let you finish, I'm a let you finish) Man I think he planned that The government, yeah they think they slick What happened to "Cash And Clunkers? That sh** came and went "The Hangover", was funny as hell And so are the rappers, who couldn't stay they a** out of jail Jay-Z went on Oprah and hit number one She gave out a lot of chicken but she ain't give him none H1N1 is causin drama And we was all shakin our heads at Lil Mama Like, why was you on stage? Nobody gave you a cue And with a head that big, you should have thought that through Nicki Minaj gave female MCs some help But if she signed your b**bs, you should be ashamed of yourself Whitney Houston got back to workin And kids came up with this thing called jerkin Where you take dance and rap and combine the two News flash, come on son, that ain't nothin new Nas and Kelis they couldn't get that thing back Diddy holla at me if you want that ring back Jamie he blamed it on the alcohol And maybe that's what made J-Lo fall Health care got pa**ed and that's what's good But the "Idiot Of The Year" is Tiger Woods (it's uh, it's Tiger) Could you say fail? Who else is named Tiger? Why would you leave your name on the voicemail? He changed the game I suppose It's nothin, who would thought he was puttin 18 holes? T.I. came home after 7 months I can't watch Mo'Nique's show cause she yell too much And we mourned this year, I got to say Every other day, somebody pa**ed away Mr. Magic, Roc Raida, my man Baatin Darian (ah, yeah) and my friend AM It was a very sad year, to say the least So to everybody we lost, rest in peace Uh, ya boy Sk**z and I did it again Welcomin y'all to two thousand and ten (*echo*)