Sk**z - '06 Rap Up lyrics

[Intro] What you want me to do? I'm sorry I'm back S-K-I-double L-Z It's not a diss song It's a real song Yeah, check it... It's your boy Sk**z And I'm fixin' to act up Since y'all keep askin' 'bout the '06 wrap up Yeah, pull up a chair tell you what I'mma do For you and yours Hold the applause It's the year in review [Verse 1] Steelers stole the Super Bowl Lets give it up for them And Eminem, he gave in Got married to Kim The violence started Hip hop was sort of rollin' them dice Some haters almost stole the light of the homie Obie Trice(That's right!) Then Chapelle's Show came back on But after a few episodes it was clear he was gone And I hate to see the homie Dave go But I love that show about them spoiled sixteen year olds And them two Indian chicks Damn near had me cryin' When she was like "Duh, don't get your hair done like mine?" What else, huh, let me see... That's around the time when Cam came after Jay-Z The Oscars got down with the P-I-M-P And Three Six kept it cool when they was on TV Then T. O. switched teams, but I didn't notice Cause I was gettin' some gettin' some You know what I mean DMX got bagged again Driving while black While his wife did one hundred with his kids in the back What you know about that? T. I . made it clear You might sell But you won't top the king this year Then Joc and Nitty came with a brand new sound And everybody went to the mall it was goin' down We all did the motorcycle two times when he showed us But after Tom Cruise did it, for me it was over Dick Chaney, crazy with the twelve gauge And everybody and they mama got a MySpace page Yeah, we all got the "itis" Mine is MySpace dot com backslash your ghost writer Cheap love, yeah no doubt Take some chicken noodle soup I let it rain, I clear it out And Russel and Kimora decided to stop it And your jeans had to have some designs on the pockets Dallas Austin Yeah, dude got screwed We ain't look at TV, we just went to YouTube Everyday I'm hustlin' Yeah, that track was nice But it's not rap if you just saying the same things twice The rumor was Rihanna, was doing Jay Christina Milian went public With Cool and Dre "Just Say I" was her first selection She should have named it "Just Say I Ain't Sellin' No Records" And Janet Jackson flopped hard Her album did so bad That Jermaine had to quit his day job Gnarles Barkley dropped "Crazy" to the web on purpose That song was everywhere, even Foxy heard it And Ca**ie and Latoya came on the scene But I was too busy doin' my SHOULDER LEAN! Lil' Kim came home, from doin' a bid Is it me or when she came out she was lookin' like Big? Time to switch up, rappers took it there Wyclef and Ludacris they all cut they hair And your boy Ne-Yo went the baldie of course But if you seen his hairline, he had no choice Divorces got bad, then down right shifty First Bobby and Whitney then K-Fed and Britney And K-Fed, your rap career is through Ron Artest almost sold more CD's than you Nas said hip hop was dead But Northern cat spent all year tryin' to get New York back Y'all need to lighten up some, get a hug The only time New York came back Was on the Flavor of Love And T. O. took pills try to get himself higher But if you're like me you got hooked watchin' The Wire Man, Bodie should have looked over his shoulder And we know cause we had the bootleg Before the season was over Lot of rappers got shot And didn't shoot Word on the street was they got dropped By 'Cris and Snoop Pharell and Kanye put "Number One" to work You lookin' suspect 'Ye, bu*ton up that shirt Y'all fools must be crazy If y'all thought I was gon' forget about Lil' Wayne and Baby I know y'all dudes for bein' flashy But with y'all teeth, y'all kissin' Now that's just nasty Mel Gibson, he took a loss Your record got no push son, if Jay-Z was your boss To get a PS3, you had to hunt And Snoop got the record for gettin' arrested Most times in a month Beyonce said Dreamgirls was heaven-sent But I hear that girl's been dreaming of gettin' a breath mint Her man Hov came back out He was like "I'm so independent flex that I might buy a couch" That's good business Jay, do that, yeah Cause Koch, they had two big records this year Your boy Stout might advise you to go that route Cause everybody was BALLIN' and walkin' it out Well not everybody really Because A. I. is still BALLIN', he's just ain't doin' it in Philly Kramer dropped the N-word, dude is crazy So Madonna, why don't you show him your new baby Justin Timberlake brought "SexyBack" Is it me or was he tryin' to get next to the blacks We lost Dilla and Bradley and my man Proof Gerald Levert, Big Phil and Professor X too This a crazy world, hope it's better in heaven Sk**z signin' out y'all two thousand and seven, yeah!