Sj-Raj - Nostalgic Office lyrics

Suraj: I remember this girl I liked in like 5th grade Now she's out doing H with guys who like bu*trape I remember this kid I used to smoke with Now he's chillin in rehab getting off amphets I remember when I used to watch The Office Everything was good and girls had the small tits Before all the estrogen kicked in I swear all I was looking at was her lips And take me back to that place Before everyone asked each other if they blaze And before I was driving drunk past curfew Before I lost all of my youthful looking virtue And now I'm watching Little Bill at the corner of a party But that's only cause I don't get girls and I miss Cosby Do I miss the old days? Yeah I'm sorry I just want to McFly out of here like Doc and Marty I wish I could Goh Goh in a Van when it's starry I wish I could cuddle with a girl and watch some movies But all them freaky cause Lester taught them beauty But that sh**'s not American Neither are the Coens, shout out to Llewin I don't know man, I'm just confused I miss all the girls and boys who didn't drug abuse And that's prolly the most hypocritical thing but when I wrote it I thought I sounded like a lyrical king But really all I am is a satirical fling And now I'm self deprecating I need some compliments I'm Fishing I wish It was a few years ago, by the way if you remember me Give me a ring Matthew Pt. 2: [Matthew will do this soon] Suraj: So much has happened since then More than Jim and Pam f**ed I got weirder and took more d** like Creed in a truck But ironically I didn't become more manly I just gained weight and became like Stanley Obviously I have to make The Office references Otherwise this beat wouldn't make sense for sh** yo I'm high as f** right now If I was a little younger, I would be yelling at me I would shout I would say get back to watching Drake and Josh Oh yeah I forget to tell you, I met Drake Bell, he ain't so posh But yeah anyways [Suraj will finish soon]