Sintax.The.Terrific - Gloria lyrics

[Verse 1] Is it a white or a blue Christmas? childhood wishes Holiday china sink climbing a pile of dishes See this rhymer thinks in couplets so delicious Like cranberry sauce tossed with tempo to be nutritious And it's lonely this year literally zero cheer Like the chimney flue is blocked no silhouetted moon reindeer Up on the rooftop nothing but the silence Of the new fallen snow and the groan of my own defiance I stole the presents and the tree opened just for me Broke into the grotto, burglarized nativity The drummer boy played his song I can't sing Can't bring a single thing or even sentiment to give a king You think it's metaphor or poetry to say it It's not I screwed up in my life and I can't save it In excelsies deo I whisper pray it Like the Gloria on high and my heart masqueraded [Hook] Gloria in Excelsis Deo [Verse 2] I got a convict tree ornaments of scandal All athletes in controversy they couldn't handle Hallmark steroids and bountygate dreams Sugar plumbs dancing or dog fighting schemes What says grace at Christmas more than teams Professional superstars finally turned fiend Underneath each of us something different than we seemed Housekeeping our personas is a full time thing So when they hit their women or five year old child Or have a dozen mistresses scattered across the countryside It's not some kind of behavioral anomaly Something their kind does and you don't solemnly My boss swears I need a lobotomy Full scale inspection into the bottom of me The condition of man the ribbon on the damned Package below the lights down to the last strand By the slight of my fast hand I pillaged whoville The village around the tree is something that only you fill [Hook] [Bridge] x2 Joy to the world boys and girls I want to mean it Go tell in on the mountain I want to scream it We three kings bearing gifts I want to bring it I'm hoping for a silent night and manger bed to dream in [Hook]