Sifl And Olly - Doctor Puberty lyrics

Well there's a time in your life When every person goes through changes But have no fear while your body rearranges I know it's hard to talk about it comfortably So gather round, kids, I'm Dr. Puberty! Toby: Dr. Puberty, help me! I'm growing all this hair! I even found some down there... In my UNDERWEAR! Dr.P: Don't worry about it, Toby Recent tests have shown You're just another victim Of your own testosterone Cindy: Help me, Dr. Puberty I'm scared it's gonna hurt If these lumps keep getting bigger They'll stretch out all my shirts Dr.P: Don't worry about it, Cindy To you they seem uncool But in a few more years You'll be popular at school Brenda: Help me Dr.Puberty What's happening to my skin? My face is full of blotches From my forehead to my chin Dr.P: Don't worry about it, Brenda What you suffer from is zits But guys will never notice Cuz they're staring at your tits Kid 4: Oh no, Dr. Puberty I'm feeling really naughty Last night I had a little bit Too much fun with my body I was chillin' watchin' TV When I stumbled upon Baywatch And I got a strange sensation Like a fever in my crotch! Dr. P: Oh... you're tellin' me! Jeez, call up Loveline... I think one of those dudes is a doctor, or somethin'