Shriekback - Bonehead lyrics

Library's in the skip, board the sinking ship God save all boneheads This week on the show, Rachel has to go Good riddance, bonehead! Like your choice of hat, and your easy chat Come and join my guests, yeah you pa**ed the test You are a bonehead Craning their necks, cashing their checks Swabbing the deck down there on the wreck The way of bonehead All as white as snow, ego all aglow Charitable work, Jesus what a berk I name you bonehead Haven't thought it through, anything will do Polishing a turd, shallow's not the word The word is bonehead Piss on the fire, cutting the wire Slashing the tires, stuck in the mire Just natural bonehead Missing the point, wrecking the joint Though it is cruel there is a rule "Avoid the boneheads!" Sentimental mist, dewy-eyed and pissed Lying through your teeth for your own relief Don't bother, bonehead Caught in your zip, sinking the ship Cracking the whip, not getting a grip La vie en bonehead Coming on strong, getting it wrong Shouting the odds and cursing the gods That made you a bonehead Anaconda woman and the blue-legged heron Blue-lipped baby got the blowlamp eye Hotel room got a closet full of melons Catapult the alligator one more time Chuck it in the pot, stick it in the kettle Put it in the sun, watch the motherf**er shine Back from the battle with a chest full of medals Everybody knows that ornament is crime