Shottysteve - 20k Rap lyrics

Hey guys I wrote the sickest rap right now Lemme just uh- They call me spyro They call me spyro the dragon Cause I'm draggin' my dick across the floor like a wagon Call me Urkel, Cause I got a dick like a circle Dick so round (a circle) Beef ground and pound Underground like Mario monkeying around D.K Donkey Kong Shot a gorilla, call it a Donkey Kong Country But gorilla and country don't rhyme fu*k! Alright I'm gonna get a gla** of water I'm just not feeling it. One Second Hey I'm back. I think I'm gonna give it another shot God Damnit, b**h lemme render Call me Rodriguez Bender Got more kinks in my hose than a s** offender Return to Sender Slacky wacking off sounds like a blender Chick in the oven till its...Chicken Tender Nah I'm still not feeling it "hello?" Hey Ate? "Yeah" I don't know what to put in my 20k rap "Uh...I dunno just...say what you feel." Maaan, get out of here with that sh** Alright, thanks bro Alright I got it this time Hey Guys Its ya boy shottysteve Wait! Don't leave-I can't believe its not bu*ter You heard me right, I didn't stutter Bee Movie like a turkey cutter Buzzin' Thanks guys, thanks a dozen You don't know how much it means to me it was all so sudden 20k? Shiiiuuut...It's a good a** day I'm on cloud9 or Adderal, or something like n0thing on a good day Eyes like stewie2k just add n0thing I'm stewie20k The amount of time that joke took to write - not okay A whole-a** day for a whole-a** verse I'm bad at writing jokes and I'm probably just gettin' worse Yeah, yea Probably shoulda finished writing this verse, I didn't finish writing this verse, sorry Elijah, this beat is fijah like a burning schoolbus full of kids on fijah I told you I wouldn't put that in the rap but I did Uh...f** you kid 20k? Shiiiiiit...its a good-a** day 20k!? Woo!! (20k)