Shorty B - Cocktales lyrics

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Shorty B - Cocktales lyrics

These are the tales the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You dont like my dirty raps? You can go to hell Cause $hort Dawg is on the mic spittin co*ktales [Verse 1] H-E-A-D All you washed-up hoes trying to throw that P You're just a big freak, you better not complain When you hear these co*ktales and you hear your name If you a fake b**h, ain't no thing I'll pick up the phone and call Janine If I call Marie, I know for a fact I'm getting s**ed in my drop-top Cadillac I met this freak named Naomi Straight dick-s**er, worked me and my homies She had a girlfriend, her name was Vickie I pulled her to the side and let her s** my dick She was fine as f**, but can't f** with Tina Tina, Tina, the s**m cleana' I took her to my house and I told her "strip" Baby got freaky - started doing the splits I said, "Bee-yotch! Do what you want Cause this true-blue mack won't even front" I f**ed her with my finger, she tried to cum p**y so tight it wouldn't give me none I'm Too Short, baby, couldn't be no punk I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk My dick is big and her n***a had a little one I didn't f** her freaky a** but it was still fun I know you stop and wonder just what it is It's the California lifestyle that I live See I'm from the Crew, Dangerous, b**h I get on the mic and spit that freaky sh** I know this girl named Annette Get her all alone and she'll s** your dick Hella freaky, won't say no for sh** You and her all alone, n***a, that's your b**h I know another freak her name's Joanne I always get the p**y cause I know I can Finest b**h around, ain't got no man Every time she cross my mind I go f** her again She's like another b**h named Christina b**h so dumb, I named her "misdemeanor" Cause it had to be a crime to be that dumb I took her to my house and she let me cum in her mouth You know I did all that sh** She got my number, if she beep me, I'm gonna call that b**h And go dig in them guts like a gardener If she starts screaming I'm gonna f** the b**h harder [Hook] Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales I tell so well You don't like my dirty rap you can go to hell Cause Short Dogg's on the mic telling co*ktales [Verse 2] I meet the groupies, hookers like Kathy f**ing MC's cause she's so nasty See her backstage trying to throw that a** She just like the freaks and she had to pa** me that p**y You can't stop the b**h Let her roll on my vogues then I drop the b**h My name is Short, my game is long I freak these hoes and sing these songs I know a b**h named Stephanie Do anything she can to have s** with me She really don't bring out the best in me But I love her fine a** laying next to me She's like another freak named Nicole So damn sprung on my diamonds and gold I took her to my house, she gave me the panties I f**ed her so good she told her friend named Angie Angie called me up about 2 weeks later Talking some sh** about "do me, player" So I did her just like Tamara Taking naked pictures with my Polaroid camera Next they told a b**h named Raquel Got my skin all under her fingernails She was digging in my back while I grind the sh** That was way back, now I can't find the b**h But if I do, I'll probably do the same again Break the b**h for everything, cause I came to pimp I'm Too Short, baby, I don't stop macking I grab the microphone and I don't stop rapping You can bet your life as I spit these raps I'll be f**ing em up like that, b**h! I know a b**h, her name was Sherry I had to cut her loose cause she wanted to get married p**y so good and I do mean very Sometimes it's shaved and sometimes it's hairy I'm Short Dogg, ain't nothing nice You ever make me mad and I'll f** your wife Have fun with your b**h and have her sprung on my dick I guess I'll pull it out and just cum on your b**h Like my other little tramp named Erica Anywhere I want to f**, that's where I f** Cause she's the freakiest b**h in America And every time I get the p**y, I just tear it up Cause these are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so well You dont like my dirty raps you can go to hell Cause Short Dog is on mic spittin co*ktales Be-yotch! And it dont stop to the beat