Shining Wizado - Botchamania lyrics

It was some time ago I was a wrestling fan But I couldn't even watch it Thought it was so f**ing bland Got sick of boring matches Got sick of scripted promos I had a sickness and I Needed a cure I went online to k** some time And saw you on a message board You didn't look promising but you were there And I was sick of p**n And so I watched you with a frown And you turned it upside down Now I only want you baby Even though you been around Botchamania you're not alone When you are in the Danger Zone There is no Danger here inside The Danger Zone of my heart Botchamania my love for you Is like 21 I got 22 I don't even care If you're making money I came to love you Check the adjective: love A year or two went by And I still want your nookie And so I sneak a peak At your website when you're not looking Always reminding us Everybody talks too much I forgive you for the sh** with that guy's knee That was f**ed up Screen-capture Jim Cornette Tweet it to Vince McMahon And then he runs and breaks his ankle And we laugh at him ha ha ha All of your music rocks You're sponsored by CHIKARA You'll be around as long as World Wrestling Entertainment Continues to employ And push Sin Cara Botchamania you're not alone When you are in the Danger Zone There is no Danger here inside The Danger Zone of my heart Botchamania my love for you Is like 21 I got 22 I don't even care If you're making money You better bring a lunch Botchamania you're beautiful The way that you move I need you so I never could leave you say you won't And I will believe you oh Botchamania I can't believe You haven't been sued by everyone Especially CZW They don't come across too well