Shelf Life - Good Son lyrics

i am a razorback, i am an angry dad, i am an evil twin, i am a ? i am the good son (2x) i am a drunken cop, i am a shark in red water, the biggest a**hole you know, i am a charging cujo i am a good dog (2x) i am tim curry from "it", my heart is made out of sh**, i am a bad h*mosapien, meaner than vigo carpathian i am the good ghost (2x)