Shawn Lov - Liquor Story lyrics

[Intro] Hello boys and girls out in tv land This your ship captain speaking Lov Dr. Jones Bringing you my Liquor Story It's an oldie but goody Alright you kids get to bed and I'll get the storybook Y'all tucked in? Here we go [Verse 1] Well I used to have a Bud named Weiser I used to chill with him He wasn't home so I called up k**ian To find out if k**ian was home alone-a But he was with this mexican dude named Corona I asked Corona what was going on Jack Daniels is having a party at Boone's Farm Located right next to Sutter Home So we finished the directions and I hung up the phone Hey yo the first girl I met was a gold-digger named Goldschlager She was sittin' next to Absolut Vodka Who had two sisters named Ginger and Peach But they was with they pimp Brandy having Sex On The Beach Anyway I bumped into E&J he gave me shots to the throat So I chased him down with Coke At the sight of him I wanted him dead I rushed at him like a Mad Dog like my name was Banana Red I turned around to check out who was in back of me It was my homegirl Strawberry Daquiri She introduced me to her cousin from Long Island named Iced Tea They said they friend Puerto Rican Rum liked me I said I'm sorry baby but I dont even speak ya language All I speak is Olde English Anyway I probably should've slept with sober Cuz' the next day I woke up with this girl named hangover [Hook] Pour order some more Drink until your drunk enough to fall on the floor Ya gotta pour order some more Drink until your drunk enough to fall on the floor Let's pour order some more Drink until your drunk enough to fall on the floor Ya gotta pour order some more Take one last trip to the old liquor store [Verse 2] When I woke up the next morning I was pissed I was already running late for my date for breakfast with Martini with a twist I put on my shirt with the Red Stripe Last night when I saw my bed I just hit it like a lead pipe Somebody's knocking at my door, Whats all the racket man? I saw these two figures outside my bedroom window they were black and tan It was these cats around the way named Rum and Coke Always coming around to my crib acting ill and dumb and broke But Rum's girl kinda likes me though I didn't want to steal her I'm not looking for a relationship I just want Tequila Booty was nice and thick, figured I'd head over to her place I grabbed my jim-hats, my keys, and my license quick She was a White Russian I closed my door As I'm fantasizing about hitting sweety with an Orgasm Cuz' when I k** her poonie I'm the one that k** her right Honey was special not your average run of the Miller Light Eyes Sparkling she invited me in The mood was Kamikaze sweet juices runnin' down my chin s**in' on her bu*tery Nipples She asked if we could move this over to the bedroom And I was like, what are we crippled? Suddenly I heard a knock on the door I stopped kissing her Fuzzy Navel And dropped my humungous co*k on the floor Pigs busted in had their guns pulled Grabbed me by my left nut and I was like uncle, uncle, uncle! Didn't like the way cats operated 5-0 wrote me out a ticket for rhyming while intoxicated [Hook] Pour order some more Drink until your drunk enough to fall on the floor Ya gotta pour order some more Drink until your drunk enough to fall on the floor Let's pour order some more Drink until your drunk enough to fall on the floor Ya gotta pour order some more Take one last trip to the old liquor store