Sharon Needles - Jingle Bells lyrics

Oi, oi, oi Hey baby, why don't you bend over and let me stick a Christmas tree up your arse And let me call you angel Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh Over fields we go Laughing all the way Ha ha ha Bells on bobtail ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight Oh jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oi! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Hey daddy, everytime a bell rings a demon gets it's horns Heil Santa A day or two ago, I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright, was seated by my side The horse was lean and lake, misfortune seemed his lot He got into a drifted bank and then I s**ed his (laughs) Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oi! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Heil Santa Heil Santa Heil Santa Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oi! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh Oh I've been a bad, bad girl Looks like I'm only gonna get a lump of coal this year (laughs)