Shane Dawson - High School: The Rap lyrics

[S-Deezy] Rule number 1: Act like you don't give a f** Here's your homework: try to get your pee-pee s**ed Rule number 2: Avoid the cafeteria Bring your own lunch or you'll get diarrhea! [Paris Hilton] Rule number 3: Find your posse Just not the crazy kids that hang under the crazy tree Rule number 4: No Hot Cheetos Looks like you're on your period, scratching your ho-ho [Shanaynay] High school; it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive So listen up, cause we've got some tools In the form of rules [Ned] Rule number 5: Don't join the Harry Potter club Or a jock will shove your Quidditch stick up your bu*t Rule number 6: When you go to take a piss Don't use the stall, or they'll call you a baby dick [Shanaynay] Rule number 7: Have fashion taste Short skirts will give you an under-the-waist sad face Oh wait, you don't know what that is? It's when a fabric in your shorts get's caught in your p**y lips [Switch] High school; it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive So listen up, cause we've got some tools In the form of rules [S-Deezy] Rule number 8: Find a seat by your crush Except Health Cla** Herpes slides will f** that up Rule number 9: Try to f** a teacher Get caught, sue the school for some cheddar [Shanaynay] Rule number 10: If you're in a cla** you hate Fake interested, and make a Taylor Swift face "*gasp*, you just blew my mind! Wow teacher, you're one of a kind!" [Paris Hilton] High school; it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive So listen up, cause we've got some tools In the form of rules [S-Deezy] Breakdown! [Paris Hilton] Don't cheat off an Asian They're overrated [Ned] Don't bring Indian food to cla** Or you'll be hated [Shanaynay] Duct Tape wallets are disgusting And they attract stray pubes [S-Deezy] If you like a girl Don't ever call her "dude" [Paris Hilton] Having lunch with a teacher Is super creepy [Shanaynay] Dressing like an Anime character Is also creepy [Ned] Cleaning your braces in public Is really gross [Switch] And lastly, Just remember this quote: [S-Deezy] High school; it's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive So don't give up, cause it's just four years Then it disappears