Shane Dawson - Famous Youtuber lyrics

[Intro] Hi, my name's Shane Dawson I'm a famous YouTuber with lots of fans and lots of money And those two things make me very happy Honest If you wanna be a famous YouTuber like me just follow these steps Here we go [Pre-Chorus] If you wanna be a famous YouTube star I've got lots of tips If you wanna be a famous YouTube star Just listen to this Go to college for filmmaking Take a cla** on creative writing And don't forget your business master's degree Haha, just kidding [Chorus] Cause all you need Is to Facetune all your selfies (look like a cartoon) And act like you're eighteen even though you're really thirty-three And make lots of money Selling literally everything because one day You'll be nothing [Verse 1] If you wanna be a famous YouTube star Exploit your relationship (babe, get over here) Make sure all your video thumbnails are you and the girl you're with And even if you're fighting every day Pretend like your love life is going great Tag all your pics with #relationshipgoals [Interlude 1: Shane and Shane's girlfriend] I think we should break up Okay! [Verse 2] I'll get a million views on our breakup vid (i'm so sad) I wish I had some kids So I could force them to do challenges (eat it) I want a health crisis So I can vlog the recovery process Oh no, I'm dying! Just kidding, only on the inside Refresh your social media page all day and all night You never have to go outside I haven't showered for like thirty days It doesn't matter because everyone that cares about me's behind a screen [Interlude 2: Shane and fans] Hi, friends! Hi, Shane! Without you guys, I'd be literally nothing! *connection lost* *gasp* Oh no, I guess it was bound to happen sooner or later Good thing I prepared for this *grabs bleach* *connected* Wow, that was close, haha! [Verse 3] Make sure that all your tweets Are about all your business meetings (I'm actually just going to Chipotle) Vlog the entire day Even when you're out driving And last but not least Make sure you have a plan B for your life Cause soon no one will be watching (nope) No one will be watching [Outro] Hahaha, well, there you guys go! Hope you enjoyed the tips! And make sure to hit that like bu*ton Cause every like is another day that I don't guzzle down this bleach and cause a slow, painful d**h, hahaha Bye