Shane Dawson - Douche Bag lyrics

You're falling for a douche bag douche ba-ag x2 D-bag d-d-ba-ba x3 D-bag douche bag. D-bag d-d-ba-ba x3 D-bag douche bag. He takes longer then you to get ready. He shaves his legs but swears he is not gay. He lotions up other girls at the beach. Romantic night to him is chucke cheese. Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2 He'll let you down, let you down down. Ow ow o-ow ow ow x2 Tell you to lose some pounds Lose some pound-pounds [Chorus] He always makes you cry So girl don't be suprised Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby You hope that he will change, But he'll just stay the same Cuz you're falling for a douche bag, baby You're falling for a douche bag, douche ba-ag. (x2) Yeah. He an excuse for a man Who gets his tan from a can Bad words tatooed on his hand Cuz he's so cool (Dude, I'm so cool) He makes you ma**age his feet His dog sits in the front seat His farts are never discrete And he will always be a tool. I wanna love you You know I would do anything for you I wanna help you But you just keep on letting him hurt you He'll hurt you. [Chorus] D-bag d-d-ba-ba x3 D-bag douche bag.