Secret Band - An Advertisement lyrics

[Verse 1] First time was a prophylactic until the sedative kicked in Ill never have s** again I think I'm just too stoned Well I believe I took a knee just to see if I was breathing Ill never have s** again I think I'm just too stoned [Verse2) Slitting my wrist in breakfast clothes I date the reckless hoes I notify the Briggs and Myers when it's technical I speak in voodoo prose Electrocuted toes A little shot of blatant pop and watch your skin glow [Verse 3] Marketing poses bleeds ads from our noses The utopian retard is pick pocketing f*gs in a park Armed with a spear and full keg of beer Me and some homies go drunkenly harpoon some cops Hey yo put that blow up in your skull man You'll feel less alone with a white lady caressing your heart Ride a pony in the snow sniff that polar bears toe Man you'll feel like a million f**ing bucks