Sean Bonnette - Gift Of The Magi 2: Return Of The Magi lyrics

I used to be a dead guy, now I'm a f**ing Jedi And I've got lots of news for you, and I've got a long list of things to do I used to dwell in the present, I used to be so hesitant But now I've got my whole life to live, and I've got all my love to give To all you f**ers that I hate It's like the gift of the Magi. More like the gift of the Magi 2 You sold your soul to buy some tits. I sold my soul to grow a dick We got to get them in van, but what if he resists? Just kick him in the back of the f**ing head And put him in the back of the f**ing van It's a miracle of science A list of betrayal and violence and it lives inside us all And it lives inside our heart, just like a stupid f**ing tapeworm Who can we blame? The husband divorced his wife after she cut her hair Because she was way less f**able and that's just unforgivable He moved into a condo. He hung out by the pool But he never wore a bathing suit, he just wanted to scope out the talent If God doesn't like ugly, then God doesn't like anybody So f** God anyway, God is obsolete. Oh, my God thinks my jokes are funny There's no one to blame. People are just f**ing mean Go Suns!