Screwtape Lewis - Greetings From The Lawrence Welk Ballroom lyrics

Dear friends meetings, beatings, muggings, Greetings and salutations Ladies and German men zum wesen Because I'm careless I'm fearless Performing unprotected sax into an elevator shaft That drops and dives and falls from the sky Taking baby steps in the Lawrence Welk Ballroom Baby steps in the Lawrence Welk Ballroom Baby steps in the Lawrence Welk-come to the show