Scott Jarvis - Michelle's Farm lyrics

Yee-haw! Oh, shut up, you pig f**er You're so ugly You're like a zebra, Adam You're so ugly You're a ponya** motherf**er Why don't you get a haircut, farm boy? f** the chickens, I don't like milk f** the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard stoats raid the pen If you don't shoot 'em, they'll do it again f** the chickens, I don't like milk f** the chickens, I don't like milk Farmer Joe f**s a cow He likes it so much, he s**s a sow Now you Everyday I'm going to school I wish I could be satisfied But it's hogwash f** the chickens, I don't like milk Now f** the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard Bob mows the field Sees how much wheat will yield f** the chickens, I don't like milk Now f** the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard stoats raid the pen If you don't shoot 'em, they'll do it again And everyday I'm going to school I wish that I could find gratitude But it's hogwash f** the chickens, I don't like milk Now f** the chickens, I don't like milk Barnyard stoats raid the pen If you don't shoot 'em, they'll do it again f** the chickens, I don't like milk Now f** the chickens, I don't like milk f** the chickens, I don't like milk Now f** the chickens, I don't like milk Now me Everyday I'm riding to school I'm learning a bunch of brainwash It's hogwash