Scared Weird Little Guys - Queensland lyrics

Queensland It's a beautiful name but what does it mean? Queensland You'd think Sydney would be called the land of Queens It's beautiful one day and perfect the next You'll catch deadly diseases from tiny insects Always shut the window when you're having s** In Queensland Queensland The first white man there was Captain Cook Queensland He saw the animals and he stopped to look Birds, plants, jellyfish, he tried to inspect He got stung, bitten, speared, clawed, poisoned and pecked He said "f** this, I'm never coming back" To Queensland Queensland Where most of the people live near the coast Queensland The Gold Coast, The Sunshine Coast, The Coral Coast, The Capricorn Coast and the Far North Coast Birdsville, Bundy Rum, Barrier Reef (Queensland!) Harbour Bridge, Ayres Rock, MCG (Queensland!) It's all there for a nominal fee In Queensland Queensland There's a bloke wearing shorts on a crocodile hunt Queensland Does he have to be such an annoying character? In politics, anyone can get to the top Unless you run an Ipswich fish 'n' chip shop She couldn't Beattie the premier out of his spot In Queensland Queensland We'll walk your tracks and we'll drive your roads Queensland We'll swerve around and we'll squash your toads We're both pretty good at reading a map But were surprised when we drove up Cunningham's Gap But not as surprised as Cunningham was In Queensland We love the FNQ We love the effin' view In Queensland