Sarah Silverman - You're Gonna Die Soon lyrics

Can you blow your own nose? Can you tie your own shoes? If you had velcro ones, would you even know what to do? When you make a doodie, is it in your pants? (Or trousers as they sat in the day) (Are you mad because your grandson is gay?) (Is it a bummer that your pubes are all gray?) When you clear your throat, is it really disgusting? Does it go on for hours and miles? You're gonna die soon You're gonna die soon It's not cold in here you're just dying You're gonna die soon You're gonna die soon You in the back, you are dying soon You're gonna die soon You're gonna die soon We're all gonna die but not as soon as you guys You're gonna die You're gonna die You're dying You think I'm lazy?! That's hilarious! You sit around, dye your hair, and take d**! The more you shrink, the bigger your mouth gets! You drive me crazy how you chew your walnuts! You told me you hated my perm?! I visited you! Pick up your own prescription I'm not your candy man, bag of bones! You're gonna die soon! You're gonna die! You're dying!